neighbor hater

I haven't been writing much on my blog lately because shit is going crazy at work. And on top of that, because I'm the president of my building's HOA, I've been dealing with my neighbor's realtor because he just sold his house and she keeps asking me to fill out forms, send financials, and shit that takes up time.

Then my neighbor "disappeared" right in the middle of closing and the realtor was bugging the shit out of me. As if I'd know where his dumb ass was. And a house inspection uncovered a break in our sewer line (no surprise there, it's really old).

Then this email exchange occurred last night with the bag of dicks who lives on the other side of me:

Realtor: 

There was 1 more break in the line in the alley.  The plumber marked it with green paint.  The good news is it is only at 5 feet deep before the line drops to 13 ft.  I have the video link and the cost to repair is attached.  It will be $2550. 

They have to tear up a small area of concrete and re-patch after the repair.  This portion of the line is the shared community line as all the other units tie in before the break and according to the party wall, the other units should share the expense. 

Me (forwarding the above to everyone in the building, I would note, this was an issue we've been discussing on email for the past week):

It will cost $637 to fix per unit. Disappearing Dumb Ass Who Just Sold Your House, when is the repair work scheduled to start?

Bag of Dicks who lives on the other side of me:

Can you give me more context then "this is what is costs"?  I was told this is not my issue. 

I will mention here that he would not specify to me who told him it wasn't his issue. Further, the email from the realtor had the work cost estimate and a video showing the line break.

Me (responding back to bag of dicks):

The detail was provided in the forwarded email. To summarize, the break is after the place where all our units tie in to the line. That's why it's a shared cost, according to our party wall agreement.

Bag of dicks:

just sending an email to me with no context is a bit abrasive. Happy to discuss but please don't assume I know what's going. I will call [the realtor] to discuss what's going on for my benefit. Thanks!

I assumed he meant "going on" not "going". And found it amusing that he said he didn't know what was going on when we've been emailing about this for over a week. And, shitty use of the term "abrasive". He shouldn't email when he's been drinking, though he's just as stupid when sober.

Me:
The context was in the email I forwarded. I didn't see a point in repeating the information assuming that everyone would read the forwarded email. Here is what it said. Because the break is after the point where we all tie in it should be everyone's expense because it impacts all of us:

There was 1 more break in the line in the alley.  The plumber marked it with green paint.  The good news is it is only at 5 feet deep before the line drops to 13 ft.  I have the video link and the cost to repair is attached.  It will be $2550. 

They have to tear up a small area of concrete and re-patch after the repair.  This portion of the line is the shared community line as all the other units tie in before the break and according to the party wall, the other units should share the expense. 

Bag of dicks:

Thanks, Frankie for your email and italics...very informative. 

I wish that asshole would move. Or learn to read. Or buy a place he can afford so we don't have these arguments every time something needs to be repaired. Classless fuck.