how to get those annoying political people to quit calling

Yesterday I went to my dentist to get a real filling put in place of the temporary filling I got after my root canal (found out they put in the temp filling in case the tooth has more problems - the temp filling is squishy and can easily be removed).

I don't guess that many people laugh at the dentist office, but my dentist told me a story that was so hilarious we had to take a five minute break during the filling replacement so we could stop laughing.

Those political telemarketers keep calling my dentist's house every few minutes and she said her husband loves to torture them. The other day someone called and her husband let the person talk for a few minutes and then he said "hey, I'm pooping right now, can you hang on a second while I wipe?" 

The telemarketer hung up on him.

On a side note, I personally think it's not a good idea to answer the phone, or emails, whilst pooping for real...