squirrels beware of skunk traps

I admit I broke the law yesterday and shot a squirrel that was fucking with the skunk trap.

Don't cry. Squirrels are assholes.

...I can't explain the hello kitty pinata so don't ask

Take

1 person who loved the 80s, plus

a miami vice cake

that isn't actually a cake (who eats cake anymore...everyone's doing paleo - btw, this was iced at king sooper's - those dudes don't have time to order the apples I want or clean their floors but they have time to ice a box of beer - nice)

and a hello kitty pinata

Nice 40 something birthday party for the fun hog!

skunk trap not working as expected

After fun hog's dog was sprayed with a skunk he got a skunk cage so we could catch and shoot it (if you don't want us to shoot it feel free to come pick it up).

Skunks are apparently smart or don't like gourmet food. I did some research and suggested that we use peanut butter or cat food in the trap. Instead he first put poached halibut with old bay in the trap (leftovers). Then chicken he made with a spice rub that made it taste like fried chicken even though it wasn't. Last night he tried curry infused smoked turkey.

Well, someone likes turkey. Just not the skunk.

"fuck me, I'm stuck in a cage and can't get out"