Thursday, June 18, 2015

security questions for people with asperger's

You know how banks and shit are coming up with harder to guess security questions and you have to pick at least 5 questions? Am I the only aspie who has an issue with this? And can't they hire someone who has asperger's to make up some of the questions so I don't have to write down my answers to my security questions because I made them up?

E.G.

Normal person question:

Who was your best friend when you were a child?

Aspie question:

What was the license plate number of the car your family owned when you were a child?

Normal person question:

What was the name of your favorite childhood pet?

Aspie question:

Which animal were you an expert on when you were 8?

Normal person question:

Who was your favorite teacher?

Aspie question:

Where was your favorite place to hide from everyone when you were in school?

Normal person question:

Where is your favorite place to vacation?

Aspie question:

What was the number of the last credit card you had to cancel because some bag of dicks in China charged $10,000 worth of stuff to aforementioned card?

 Any web site using personal questions for security, feel free to use my questions.


Right. Foot.

I can't tell if my right foot is getting better. It's still pretty swollen and it's now almost completely covered in a bruise.

I need a pedicure

fucking swollen foot
Annoyed.