hotel amenities

Got to my room at the Hilton this evening and found this sitting on the edge of the bathtub:

It's like a toothbrush for the body.

I'd also like to mention the weird twenty something who checked me in. She was talking bizarrely, like one of those guys who make annoying commercials like "everything, EVERYTHING must GO!" The other two women behind the desk were staring at her. I wanted to say "would it bother you if I punched you in the face?"

gang related?

The police have had the street right outside my house blocked off for over two hours. Not sure what's going on but there's crime tape across the other side of the street and an ambulance and crime lab van showed up.