Monday, March 23, 2015

oh brothers

I sent the following email to my older younger brother who's been coaching me on development environments:

me: 

You might be shocked, but I'm really starting to understand all that technology shit on my lotus notes and sharepoint slides. The customer seems really happy with what I've put together and we're going to test it on two applications next week. Fingers crossed. I also learned a bunch of shit about InfoPath, template deprecation (I think that's a cool phrase, I keep saying it even when it's not appropriate), and Xpages.

Bob: 

I'm glad you're getting into a groove at work.  I hope the test migrations go well.

I got your dvd on sunday.  I opened it, but haven't watched it.  

I've been tinkering with creating my drone hardware (the stuff that flies with the airplane). It's difficult to write and test embedded software - you can't easily tell what's going on.  And there isn't much memory or program space, so your code has to be super-tight.  And it's a real-time environment, as you're reading carefully timed pulses from the rc radio and generating carefully-timed pulses to control the servos.  Of course when the radio is not there (aka it's autonomous) you have to do calculations on where you are and where you want to go, while still having time to generate carefully-timed pulses to control the motors.  Here's a failed attempt:

WARNING
Sketch uses 15,736 bytes (51%) of program storage space. Maximum is 30,720 bytes.
Global variables use 2,841 bytes (138%) of dynamic memory, leaving -793 bytes for local variables. Maximum is 2,048 bytes

Um, I guess I'm not learning as much about software development in these days as I thought. I had to read this email twice just to sort of understand what he was saying.

Then I got this from my other brother:

You should enter this contest. Just remember your baby brother and his wife love their stuff.

I opened the attachment thinking it would be a writing contest. It was actually a contest to find a model for Duluth Trading Company. Maybe he thinks the model gets free stuff?

I responded:

The model has to have fetching features and be able to fix stuff...
Maybe I could submit a picture of myself standing next to my spider mite infested tomatoes :)


He responded:

Send a post about your swamp cooler and pictures of you ice climbing. Don't worry about the features. Doesn't hurt to try. Plus Mom and Dad will get a kick put of you being in the catalog. Don't forget Dad, me and Tammie all love their stuff and you would too if you were the outdoors type.

If they make you fix something just put in a Bluetooth and call me. If you can't just say "Ok Google" to your phone and ask it.



I hate talking on my phone. I can't imagine talking to my phone.

But maybe I'll enter the contest. I'm sure it would make for a funny rejection blog post.

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