Yeah, there are lots of girls out there. Some just aren't worth talking to.

My brother's ex-girlfriend got back in touch with him this week. Guess it's obvious why they broke up:

My Brother:
[A bunch of blah blah about working on the Mars rover.]

Here's a pic.

Mars Rover! So cool!

My brother's ex:
Cool pic... what is it exactly?

MB:
It's a robot car that drives around on Mars doing science experiments and looking for aliens.

EX:
that is so awesome... looking for aliens lol.

MB:
Actually, it is looking for aliens (in the form of amino acids and stuff, aka germs)  

EX:
oh ok, that's a totally different type of alien...

Um, what??????