Me:
Busy weekend trying to
finish up loose ends for my kitchen remodel. I really hate shopping and
walking around looking at things. Like, I don't fucking know if some
tile will make a good back splash or not.
Pascal:
Ooh yeah the perils of choosing a splash back. Now this is also a bit of
a mystery to me. You have fashion, taste and practicality to balance. I
favour stainless steel as it's really hygienic, easy to clean and
fairly cheap. However it shows up the muck. Glass is super fashionable
in the Uk at the moment. Tiles can be cheap or stupid expensive with
ones that are crafted on the thigh of an Italian maiden using only her
feet, "look you can see the imprint of her toenail", "but they aren't
square and look shit", "but they cost me $1000 per square foot", "hmm",
"want some coffee, it comes from beans that have passed through the
digestive tract of a patagonian trouser hamster","fuck off, I hate you".
Don't ask me for advice on splash backs babe. I will get it wrong and
you'll hate me for ever. I'll happily tell you whether I like your
choice though.
I found it interesting that he mentioned "hygienic" when referring to his kitchen. He cooks a lot so maybe he meant it from a food perspective. Though, he's also the type of person that would have sex on the butcher's block.
Too bad the backsplash I want, which is made out of recycled wine bottles, costs a billion dollars.
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