Since I've nothing better to do, and I drank an entire pot of green tea this evening and will probably be awake until 2009, and Ry my room mate and constant source of entertainment even if only in the sense of watching YouTube vids of people catching crappies, went to bed early, and I can't go for a walk because the hate is out in force and it makes things less fun, I did some research on men's underwear. As odd as this may sound, I really have no experience with it.
Every guy I've happened upon either wears patagonia boxers or nothing. My interest was spurred by a funny comment my co-author made about Y fronts, and since I didn't know what he was talking about, I did an internet search to find out what Y fronts were.
So: http://www.internationaljock.com/balls-in-one-mesh-ultra-pouch-boxer-briefs-black,8447.html
Yikes.
And how about these suspensories (never even heard of those but I do love the name): http://www.internationaljock.com/suspensories.html
My favorite was the rubber zipper thong, described as such:
This is one of the sexiest and most unusual thongs we've had the pleasure to wear. The pouch is made of rubbery, 100% polyurethane with a very obvious zipper right down the front. The waistband and ass strap are made of 90% cotton / 10% spandex blend that provide just the right amount of stretch. It 's black, it's fun, and it's a conversation piece. From the PB Ultra Body 69 Collection.
"Ass strap". "Very obvious zipper". "Conversation piece".
Perhaps I should get the female version for when I have moments of shyness like when I have to talk to a human being who isn't a client or student, and the conversation comes to a screeching halt. I could just pull out my rubber zipper thong and start the party again. "Look," I would shout, "a very obvious zipper!"
Also, just think, you could name an entire crag of climbs based on that one product description.
This was my favorite though. It's like a
whiffle ball/underwear hybrid:
http://www.internationaljock.com/jofa-hockey-cup,3520.html
I used to wonder why men are so fucked up. Now I know.
Semper ubi sub ubi. Or not. It's bad for the environment. And maybe your psyche.
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Oh come on now, You know I have been a loyal customer of Undergear for ages. And you CAN'T forget the G-String I wore to the exotic-erotic ball! But,
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But I missed the star spangled thong that made John's wife faint at the marathon...you're right, how could I forget :)
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