star child

After a number of technical delays(i.e. not remembering the password for my tablet) I'm back in business (this little keyboard is a  challenge though).

Last saturday my friend Jess invited me to a wine tasting  at her friend's house. She's dating a wine distributor. Wise choice. We got there at 4, and since the wine tasting had been going on since 1, things were interesting.

I    was sober friend (we took a  taxi)  and when I noticed Jess was getting a little liquidated i put some cheese cubes on a toothpick for her to eat. One fell on a  pretty expensive carpet. Before i could pick it up the hostess had stepped on it and was grinding it into the carpet as she turned to talk to everyone. I was like "Jess, I dropped cheese on the carpet what should I do?" and she pushed the hostess out of the way and said "Franki dropped some cheese and you're standing on it!" Embarrassing. Then I saw what I thought was bread and asked the hostess if it had honey in it and she was like "honey that's not bread, it's cheese".

Somehow I'm trapped on this line and can't get down to the bottom of my post> Fucking tablet. My arrow keys aren't working. Who fucking designs this shit??? More on this post later. Last paragraph  can't be edited since I cant get  down  to it. Oh, and fuck you touch screen..

Then these two sisters from a very rich and well known colorado family showed up. The red head sister, who was tall, asked if Jess and I  were lesbians. Then she said i need to meditate with her.  Then she said I'm obviously a star child and that I could hang out with her in her bunker when the world ends in december. with her.