I have a neighbor that I do jobs for, like fixing plumbing stuff and working on her swamp cooler. I got an email from her on Friday. The wind storms we had last week caused part of her fence to collapse and she wondered if I might be able to fix it.
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| fence was all fucked up |
Even though I don't know anything about fences I told her I would give it the old college try. I managed to get it put back together with a few brackets and stuff. It's not perfect but she's going to have the whole top part of the fence replaced this summer.
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| at least it's sort of back together now |
She offered me money for fixing it, which made me feel really embarrassed and of course I didn't take it. So she said she was going to make me a
nutri bullet drink. I had no idea what that was but it sounded interesting so I was like "cool!" She brought it over to my house as I was putting my tools away. I took a cautious, tiny sip to be polite and immediately my tongue started swelling. I asked what was in the drink.
"Pear, avocado, almonds, honey, and milk (plus some other stuff)." How nice, I thought, about the only food I have a severe allergy to that wasn't in the drink is shellfish.
I went inside and took 2 benedryl which is making me feel super hyper. I did not say anything to my neighbor about my allergies.
FH texted me:
Nothing says thank you like a poison drink. Is she from ancient Rome?
Hahaha!
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